Greater>Than

Blu-Ray>HDDVD
Ninja>Pirate
Janitor>Scrubs
Kratos>any other god that ever exsisted
Red Team>Blu Team
Rock>Scissors
Scissors>Paper
Paper>Rock
BBC The Office>NBC The Office
Comic Book>Movie Based on Comic Book
Salad>Soup
[adult swim]>Whatever your watching
Tape>Glue
Brains>Zombies
Digital>Analog
PS3>XBOX360
SNES>Wii
Naruto>Dragonball Z
The Mighty Boosh>American TV
Ketchup>Mustard
Cartman>Jesus
Michael Keaton>Christian Bale
Tetris>Any Other Puzzle Game Ever Made
Err>Ignigokt
Lightsabers>Star Trek
Hip Hop>Rap
Peace>War
Love>$$$
Bongs>Bombs
Weed>Speed
MARVEL>DC
ONI PRESS>MARVEL
Internet>Newspapers
Dictionary>Bible
My Thanks>You
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-biLL

wtf kind of bullshit is that?

hanging out out in downtown is supposed to be a fun time. meet people. have some drinks. run into familiar faces and catch up on how the world has been treating people. and sometimes you get back to your car to discover that your rear window has been shattered, with shards of glass vandalizing the interior of your car. and you have to wonder, what the fuck kind of bullshit is that?
this place seems to go out of its way to make you want to hate all the inhabitants, without them having to try very hard. in fact it was probably just one persons actions, that have ruined it for the rest of the human race. so a big thanks go out to that buffoon, whoever he or she or they may have been, for reminding me that people suck. can no night go untarnished by the petty actions of other people, of for that matter myself as well?

Alliteration in D

Dubious devils deliver their digital due, while dubs dare dance around the dorms of demonic discs which digress the death of dreams to deal destruction diligently downward to doomed and destitute dickheads who don't discover the dirge of dreaded dichotomy in distressless damsels drooling over dancing dudes in disarray, delicious with doubt, no longer.