Hope everyone has a happy and safe fourth of July celebration this weekend. Remember that if you live in America, then you truly live in a cool enough place that allows everyone of its citizens to say, "Fuck the Constitution!" Not because you mean it or think that's true, but because you merely want to flex your freedom to say whatever the hell you want. Just do it tastefully, comically, and intelligently.
Seriously, if you are all at a party, try and get the "U-S-A!" chant started. I hope it catches on too, because I am damn sure going to try and pull it off. Something tells me that a wave of anti-patriotism is going to be my only reply, that or "Viva Mexico!" will be louder.