The chain link fence creaked shut behind me as I began searching for my keys. The moment I felt them jingle in my pocket as I was struck by a sheet of ice cold water freezing me in my tracks. It probably shouldn't have taken me as long as it did to realize how slow the water was passing me, from left to right. After watching it finish passing over me, Taking a few steps back, I tried to shake off as much water as I could, but I was already drenched, and having to drive in a windowless Jeep was not going to be comfortable, but what other choice did I have? In other news, Bristol Palin was on Dancing with the Stars, and scored a 6-6-6. That's right folks, the mark of the beast. Awesome, or just funny?